Read, Read, Read, Reed?

Clarinet,
originally uploaded by FotoJunkie.

I was talking with Pojo this afternoon, concerning my expected trip to the library. I asked him if he had any books that needed to go back. He is in the middle of three different books and hasn't finished any of them yet.

Here's his response, "Read, Read, Read, that's all I do when I get home. What do you think I do when I get home at night? Go to bed?"

My Response, "Reed, isn't that something you find in a clarinet?"

Groan!!!!!!!

Girl Friend's Response, "You find them inside oboes, saxophones, and English horns."